It seemed pretty straightforward. We are a bar, we serve drinks. You come in and ask for a drink and we make it for you, or we make fun of you for your drink choice and then we make it anyway. But apparently we need a FAQ in these modern times.

Do you have a menu?

What’s your return policy?

If you’re returning one of our drinks, we don’t want it. Puke in the toilet like an adult.

Can we have our event at your bar?

Only one way to find out. Shoot us an email at